Oscar

Sun, 23 Sep 2007 17:21:02 GMT

Myspace and now "facebook" gradually decimate the numbers of livejournal readers. And for those of you remaining i've made an entry. Well i'm alright in general. Being back at college is alright, lessons don't seem to drag like they used to and i have developped a good work ethic. I have biology every day except Monday, because i'm attempting AS+A2 biology in a year; yep i know crazzzzy. My AS results=AAAB in chemistry, history, politics and eng.lit.
I have taken to my role as chairman of the student union well. We have got new badges- Ohhh yeaah. I don't know what the apple symbolises.

And Euan designed us some Freshers' posters-

Last night it was Amy Goldstone's (also jokily known as blackie and other things) birthday. We went to Moshimoshi, which was novel with the conveyorbelt but the fish was not great. Merrida and james were there celebrating james' 22nd. Went to a cocktail party after and got ver ver drunk on everything. The best one was a cocktail that included everything on the table, mmmm. I'm feeling a bit melancholy listening to nick drake today but i usually do on sundays.

Mon, 25 Dec 2006 21:25:26 GMT

It's christmas; Merry christmas! I got loads of fun presents. My mum bought me a coffee machine for my room, which she didn't put much thought into. Because there is one in the kitchen... I made a cracking nut roast for bella and oscar's vegetarian christmas.

Nigella Lawson's christmas shows were really good this year. I heard she recommended using goose fat on potatoes, but all the supermarkets sold out. So broken dreams for many this year.

I'm going to France tomorrow, and won't be back for New Year's Eve;-well bad. The place where i'm going skiing has no snow.

New friend zefi looks shit-horrible here.

Reading this.

These two look really good.

Sat, 18 Nov 2006 11:43:06 GMT

More fun at Varndean

Sun, 08 Oct 2006 19:41:14 GMT

She's a bitch, she's Bi and she's proud of it. Hiyer sexy; http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=46228185

Thu, 07 Sep 2006 21:22:23 GMT

Oh my word, could this be my illegitimate twin brother?

Wed, 06 Sep 2006 10:26:34 GMT

Helllo,
since i last updated the gcse's have finished and it's currently full steam ahead to college. I've got my interview today, which i am told is long and boring. But am thoroughly looking forward to college "and the new challenges it poses"blablablah.

Last night i went to the pav gavs, which was good, and the weather was acceptable. Had a very nice raspberry flavored beer-mmm. Connolly and Tom turned up and brought some ganga with them. Then i was really drunk and stoned and pulled hattie off to a corner shop. And then insisted on walking through the laines, because there was no one in them, and they looked exciting.

When we got back to the pav gavs everyone had left! We had promised a security guard earlier that we'd leave our spot clean, and he wasa nice guy, so i went round picking up debris and stuff for a while.

Eventually me and hattie walked to the gloucster pub and i got in! With hattie's help and i was even wearing my nerd glasses. There were bloody loads of people i knew and it was a bit strange for a while. I got talking to a builder at the bar and convinced him i was a nice guy and that he should buy me a beer, and he did. Danced 4 a bit with everyone, saw tamsin and her posse. Hattie tried to convince the DJ to play david bowie, but he said it would 'kill da floor.'

Constant phone calls from home, angry mummy, pregnancy issues, stress induced premature birth maybe. Walked back whence the gloucster closed, wanted chips or something unhealthy but goodies was shut, grumblgrumble.
Can't wait to see mummy this morning!

Mon, 19 Jun 2006 13:03:10 GMT

Hi livejournal. I still have my psychology exam on tuesday which is annoying i suppose. I find it hard to do anymore revision, because my mood is 'the exams are over now.'
My stepdad gerald bought me a crate of wine (6 bottles) on friday to celebrate the end of my exams! He's a really generous guy. Ha, and on a whim i gave one of the bottles to my real dad for father's day.
I've been feeling recently, i should try to stop drinking for a while. Mostly as an experiment, to see if i can have a good time without intoxication. The answer's probably no and i doubt i'll every try this.
I've been in quite a neurotic mood, constantly thinking about pointless things, analyzing people at parties, not having a good time. I think i need to clear my mind this summer. I came to the conclusion i probably just need to relax.
On friday i went to the park for a while, i had a good time. But kim and james were hovering from about 9 to go to olivia's, which was annoying. Me euean, josh, and jetsun ran a lot of the way there, and i fell over head first and grazed my arms and legs. This crap girl wouldn't let us in, but i slipped behind her, and mingled my way in. I saw brendan at several points, he was shouting at people and stealing food from olivia's cupboards. I didn't really enjoy it. And olivia's house was large and mock tudor, which i didn't like. Someone had barricaded the stairs so you couldn't get up. It had electric gates which were shit and got broken so no one could get out.
I stayed at hattie's with jetsun, euan and maria, and hattie. Jetsun was doing his hilarious and odd routine of rubbing his nipples, and constantly looking/touching himself whilst sharing a sofa with maria.
That's about it for now. I'm really looking foward to minty's camping party, but the weather forecast is cloudy!

looking good hot stuff

Jetsun goes for gold, eating 4 school meals

George found a snail in his chips!

Sat, 13 May 2006 15:19:08 GMT

I had a barbeque last night, which everyone thought was great, or so they said. Here are some photos i took. Why do people get red eyes in photos with flashes?

Grace wins the lottery at some point in the evening

Thu, 11 May 2006 18:31:37 GMT

Hello,
In school recently i had my french oral and my teacher said i got an A*, he also gave me a hearty hand shake. Today was really fun, we played british bulldog in PE, it being british made it extra violent. Mac did a horrific tackle on me where he pratically went underneath my legs from behind, i flipped over backwards and landed on my neck, which was painful, but i loved it. I tried to break up a fight at lunch using my powerful verbal linguality. But they had a fight anyway which i and euan attempted to break up, and mr dodd actually broke up. Afterwards my conscience felt rewarded for interviening. After school some people went to will's to go on his trampoline. It was really fun, but my neck hurt because of earlier. We played crack the egg, and talked about the past. The weather was very nice too, which added to the day.

Tue, 18 Apr 2006 21:14:42 GMT

Well old girl, it's been a fine easter. My mother has commented that she thinks i am an alcholic just coz i drank a bottle of wine in my room? And it was because i was going to mac's after anyway! The hilarious highlight of last night (for everyone else) was when i went whizzing into a gutter head first, at full ramming speed, on a micro-scooter, it didn't hurt ok.
Brendan's dinner party was good clean fun. I made him a daahl, he responded angrily confusing my generosity with autism. It turned out the daahl was needed and was thoroughly enjoyed. I went home early for some reason.
Rosa's was fun for others but too bad for me, i had no boozey. It was still nice to refresh old aquantances with Allie and others. But the laughing gas didn't work! I got told off by older kids on the way out for closing the door, but it was closed to start with, criminy!
I bought an accentric waistcoat in age-concern and got a strange look from the young female assistant, but i gave her a stranger look back.
I went to my nan's house for easter monday, where i felt really awkward. Her male friend Clive showed me his scale model of titanic - wow! And i offered to show him how to utilize his computer, but i don't want to spend any time in his musky, grot like room. He has terrible social skills too.
Garsh; last night i did quite a bit i can't remember. I watched the family guy movie, and had the wine incident with my mother. Walked to mac's. It was a right dance party in his kitchen, but i found the chillout room where tom, george etc. were. We had to leave really soon after i arrived. Walked/whizzed back to my dad's house where i can't remember anything. Kim slept over at my mum's house. Where the next day he stayed until 6pm, the old swine!
I've been worried by applied science coursework and all the backward people featured in the case study that my life might be as boring as theirs one day - Me and my grumbles.

Sat, 04 Mar 2006 23:04:02 GMT

Planet of the Apes really sucks. I especially hate the fact that i'm mildly attracted to the woman ape who saves all the humans. I didn't go to rob's tonight because i'm all partied out and my other excuse was 'i'm doing maths revision' but i haven't done any yet. Could somebody please comment on what rob's was like? Oh and i just remembered today; that last night at kitty's me and brendan did some really loud, obnoxious rapping, on the subject of ruth kelly and tessa jowll, at the time it didn't occur to me who might have been listening- Rock on.

Sat, 04 Mar 2006 11:28:26 GMT

Kitty's house was really good fun last night.

It was a wicked setup with laughing gas, a bonfire, free food and a 'pool house.' Most of the yr 11's just sat in their own room and were generally anti-social, for the first few hours. Half way through the night kim asked if he could stay at mine, i kindly said no, and he responded accordingly.

Bout halfway through someone put some good music on and we all danced for a bit. Then went outside for a period of time, the bonfire was warm and comforting. I felt like the druid from the wicker man standing over the bonfire in my tweed jacket and corduroy slacks. Then Sadie commented 'look at all the crazy people around the fire' Brendan started the firejumping off. I think i singed my eyebrows!

When we walked into the pool house it was full of hannah and her emo-tional friends, who didn't say hello. There was someone called star, but nobody knew if they were xx or xy until tom clarke asked. We were relativly friendly towards the emos, but there was an underlying tension, and they were all too 'shy' to say anything. Brendan gave a self-confidence lesson to an emo girl. They hated trevs from the pitts of their emo hearts.

Harry and Maisie got off! In the pool house when we were talking, they were just suddenly smooching the lips off each other; good luck for the future.

The year 10's must have been doing some serious drinking since anya's party because i didnt see anyone larry. Kitty's parents were really cool, and her mum made a delicious potato salad. I didn't feel hungover in the morning considering what i had drank and smoked, and i didn't larry once!

After the main party brendan held a small after party, where he was fuming about earlier events. It was about 2 so i walked home and slipped over twice. Got home and realized i had red wine all down my beige corduroys.

Generally it was a great evening, i do hope Rob's can live up to it, although i might not go, stay in and do coursework and maths revisions instead.

Thu, 05 Jan 2006 19:51:33 GMT

<---Beautifal Mimi, at birth about 13months ago, covered in a thin layer of lard like substance.

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Thu, 05 Jan 2006 18:54:19 GMT

Has been a while since i last updated, it is a seasonal kind of thing for me. Christmas was good we drove to france and saw my grandparents+freinds. Me and my dad went skiing for 2 days, which was really good fun. I am greatly looking foward to the skii trip now. New years was really good. The first half was at harry's which was relitivly quiet, when everyone expected it to be busy, still good fun. I drank my champagne in an hour then had half of brendans cava; thanks old boy. Then some people (including me) walked to 7 dials for some other parrty. Which we were denied entry to. I, george and rhodri went to rhodris parent's '1920's jazz party' which had live music which was great.
School is as usual a boring/mediocre affair, but there is no need to mention lessons. Brendan drew/painted a very camp portrait of a male bodybuilder wearing a thong, with little explaination of why, nevertheless it was still good. I can't wait for MY next art lesson, because we missed the one on monday, and i miss ms brooks. And the tate britain trip shall also be a bucket of laughs, im sure. Until next time

Fri, 18 Nov 2005 23:03:08 GMT

I went to a student council meeting this morning, which was taken by the ever congeniel ms neville. We discussed bullying, and nathan wellum made some uterlly ridiculous points as usual, and added comments when not needed. Ei he wanted to start and anti-bully squad. After we had RE where we discussed the reasons to go to war, and Joe foden said the only reason for going to war was for oil?! Anyway last lesson was french and i talked to mr jezequel about setting up a
handball team for yr 10+11, its gonna be so good if it happens.

Last night i went dry slope skiing in haywards heathe. It was really fun and wasnt all to different from real skiing, except it hurt more when you fell over. Tom and George were being asses on the way back and continually hit me a clipboard, stealithy stashed under one of the seats. I didnt go to Bhasvic though wish i had, looking back i realise it was more important than dry slope skiing.

Peepshow was really funny as ever tonight. I think it is on again at 3am. Incase anyone were to read before that time and was annoyed they had missed the earlier viewing.

Tue, 15 Nov 2005 21:21:30 GMT

We did our maths modulare test on monday, none of the revision paid off. And mr robison was constantly looking over my shoulder, im sure i heard him tut tut me. Brendan painted a portrait of me today, it was VERY good. i did 5 of brendan but they all went into the bin. I don't think i will take An Art A level. I'm not really very good at self expression or portraits, i can make a portfolio look good and can draw still life but not much else is good. It is 9.15 and im sure i must be missing something on TV. We learnt all about Nuclear Bombs in RE today, it was tops. And rob mansfield gave us a history lesson about why the Japs deserved it. He and Joe Foden are joining the army togethor. Snippets of their sentences include "If i see any of those fucking iraqis near you joe i will fucking drop a bomb on them." and "I'm going to have all those Iraqi women, they are gagging for it"

I also found a great 1960s classic rock station on the itunes, it is a great change from my music library, becuase i know none of the songs! It is always so nice to have madeleine as a walking to school buddy, it gives both of us someone to complain to about the weather to.

Sarco=Oscar

Thu, 03 Nov 2005 20:29:58 GMT

Tomorrow is our mock maths exam, im not sure how to feel. I passed my last exam but this one seems like a real bitch, i'll have to do some real cramming tonight! I went to maths club to try to learn new things but mr robinson is a shit teacher+gay. I cooked delicious meatballs tonight they had paprika in, bella would not eat them, being a vegetarian. Watch out for the Godfather part 3, it isn't as good as part 1 and 2. I can't remember much of school today except me and oli watched a simpsons halloween special in english. Brendan knifed me up at lunch, but the cut looks swish, so thanks! I got bloody drenched when i walked to video box, i think angry winter is here.

War on the world

Tue, 05 Jul 2005 21:35:26 GMT

I just watched the acclaimed; 'War of the worlds', too be quite frank it was a pile of garbage. Although some people love Tom Cruise, i can't stand him. The film in rough is; aliens come to earth and start destroying it and harvesting the humans. Tom cruise and family manage to survive roughly 8 encounters, and then Tom Cruise manages to kill one of the aliens. I hated it because i thought the original film and original radio shows were quite good enough. And secondly the whole film was trying to be patriotic and pro-human. Whilst the film's story line is metaphor for how humans have destroyed the world and harvested all its resources and animals. So as you can tell i wasn't weeping when the people got eaten by the alien ship. Also it was on pirate dvd so there were people laughing and eating friggin popcorn all through.

In other news i am well looking foward to rosie's pirate party! I might just go dressed as guybrush threepwood (from monkey island?) See you on fridday rosie!

p.s. make sure there is an open bar

Tue, 21 Jun 2005 19:18:54 GMT

Well i geussed it was about my time to update, this is because certain people have commented that im 'all taking, and no contributing.' And to them i say pah.
Today at school was rather 'Fatigon' to quote my Francais, i won't go in the mediocrities of it. But at lunchtime, SCANDEL! Some year 9 punks threw some water balloons at us, luckily i dodged out of the way, at the last moment, due to my spider-man like reflexes. But poor madeleine was hit and the little punks escaped!

After school was a lot nicer, and people went to the beach. Unfortunatly trines was not their, like brendan had promised. Still it was slightly sunny, and some black man was staring and smiling a gap toothed smile at us. I felt just like i was in the program sugar rush. All we needed to look the part was a bottle of vodka and a massive splif! Froliking in the water was a treat. Afterwards it took about 10 hours to walk home.

and now Im hoping that Gordon Ramsey's program is on tonight, love that show, and oddily at the end of every episode i get an inate longing to open a restuaurant. If i might be so bold to now draw your attention to a very good book i am reading, it is called 'Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell' as the title may suggest it is about wizards! and it is wizard! So if you love wizards and faeries and all sorts of interesting'ness then by all means Dig In. May i also recommend joining the new library where i loaned the book from.

As many of you may know i recently got a 'myspace' account, but still don't quite understand the point in it. On most evenings I find myself looking through peoples different 'spaces', the pictures are done in that certain 'myspace' style, that je-ne-ce-qua, which is myspace. But the pictures look like the people are trying to solicite themselves, or are maybe trying to attract a person, of some sort. Can somebody please explain to me the point of myspace, apart from displaying photos of themselves?
Well i'm all about out of interesting things to say and ask. Bon Vacance

I've grown to hate this picture, you might ask me 'if you hate it, then why did you do it?' the answer is simple i copied everyone else

Rosie is just another example of that 'myspace' je-ne-ce-qua

Orphans

Wed, 08 Dec 2004 21:54:48 GMT

Hello there,

Oscar here to update. Today i taught more orphans to read! yes, very rewarding. Then watched i-robot in science, no comment as i couldn't here the film over joe foden. Then in third period we had industry taster day at stringer! yes sir-eee fun fun fun. I did the NHS and regretted it, the army one was amusing though, the instructr said at the begining 'no bumbing jokes, ok!' honestly very funny. Then in the evening i was the promt in bookcase again, but they all remembered their lines so, good. Its the after party tomorrow can't bloooomin wait!

will it never end?

Thu, 02 Dec 2004 20:32:49 GMT

Went on art trip to London, tate briton, but i though tate modern! Damn This TOO HELL!!!

Anyway, we saw the turner prize and other exibitions such as 'the johns' which was fun=shit. But it beats skool ey kids. Hoping my new HSBC card will arrive soon, my old one is void so i cannot access my bank account. We sang songs on the way back from london with phat beats from harry and James did a rap! Yes indeed james burgess. Got back 30 mins late! Had tea, now im doing bussiness coursework, will it never end?

Out of my way i'm team leader!!

Wed, 01 Dec 2004 18:16:43 GMT

Good news wellwishers, i have been promoted to tempery-prefect. And if you thought it couldn't get any better, i am team leader too, wooooo. To be honest it isn't thattt great, today i had to be on duty in the canteen and my job was to ask people to put their rubbish in the bin. Learn't some new songs in 'big band' rehersal, going to see the bookcase next week wowa. Happy Wednesdays

Sun, 19 Sep 2004 20:26:41 GMT

So bought some san migel beer and lambrini. Walked down with brendan in the rain. Had a warm welcome from willem, alley, rosh, james hannah nadia rosa and others!
Cranked open the baby champ and lambrinis and danced the night away, well not quite. Bout an hour later loads'a ppl started turning up. With the intention of smashing and breaking all in their path.
Laurence the lanky bastrd stole my lambrini, but rosh the diplomat managed to get it back. And more and more people kept coming in, and pipes were leaking downstairs. So we went to buy some fags. somked 15 or so shared rest with brendan and co.
Bumped into alex matherson hucknel, who was very drunked off lambrini. Then rosh's parents came back som1 smashed a window police called, all the loyalists in the basment cleaning .
Got out cigar which was utterly vial and lasted for 30mins+ .At about 2 i got tired and needed sleep so walked home. Now ive got a horrible itch in the back of my throat, from the evil cigar. i feel for rosh right now because all those pikies trashed her house and broke all her cds, pictures and anything nice looking.

Thu, 16 Sep 2004 20:17:43 GMT

i wrote a whole page of updates just now for it to be angrily destroyed by my closing of the internet page. So there was going to be an update here but i canout be bothered to write it again. I'll update for real tomoroow

+roshes partys coming round the bend, dust off your glad rags

Angry Red

Fri, 28 May 2004 17:53:11 GMT

Madelein = Bitch Whore, Brendan = Dictator of evil, and everyone else is shit. Yep, what shits. Tomorrow is holiday time. Nothing else to mention will update in 1 week, monday.